Honey, does this tail make me look fat?
When it comes to quirky fashion accessories, ASOS just can’t stop, won’t stop. The British online fashion and beauty store is now selling strap-on dinosaur tails, and yes, we’re as confused as you are.
Listed under festival accessories, the shop’s Tell Tails come in different versions, and cost between about $24 and $40. In addition to the dinosaur, customers can also get a fox tail or a wolf tail, because why not?
All tails feature a waist strap in order to make sure they are positioned correctly. ASOS first started promoting the weird accessory on Facebook, as part of a sponsored post listing things that were “too good to miss”.
Naturally, people took to Twitter to express their confusion:
All jokes aside, the buzz surrounding the shop’s latest offering has caused the black dinosaur tail to sell out. However, a green ‘shinosaur’ version is still available to purchase. Perfect for errands, dates, work, or any other occasion you can think of.